Wednesday, April 13, 2005

i am totally speechless about the level of awesomeness of this article

ESPN- 86 reasons to hate the red sox (the ESPN journalist admits he is not a Yanks fan, and even has Yankee-hating comments-- even though I love the Yanks, that gives me more respect for him; he knows just how important hating the Sox is, and just how annoying the team and their fans are. He's not a rival Yankees fan & proves the Sox are very hate-worthy MAJOR props for this article. WOW.) Among my favorites:
3. Johnny Damon's hair.
4. Johnny Damon.
8. Cowboy Up. (Ed. note: many men in a locker room should NOT have this as their saying)
17. Suddenly forgiving Bill Buckner, as if you haven't loathed every fiber of his soul for the past 18 years.
28. The documentaries.
29. The HBO specials.
30. The ESPN specials. OK, we get the picture: Red Sox fans, prior to last season, had suffered immense, gut-wrenching, knee-buckling pain.
40. Bronson Arroyo's cornrows.
43. "Fever Pitch".
72. The whining.
73. The self-loathing.
74. The degree of whining and self-loathing.
82. The strange infatuation with former reliever Rich "El Guapo" Garces.
85. Did I mention "Fever Pitch"?

2 Comments:

At 12:34 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

ABSOLUTELY GENIUS!

 
At 8:30 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

how can the never ending Yankees suck chants and t-shirts not be on your list of favorites. The Yankees are the best sports franchise of all time, and the chants were going on at games before the sox even won this past year. it's just funny that sox fans think that having finally won a world series (and 20 less overall) makes them a better team and/or franchise than the Yankees.

-marino-

 

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